Catspeak Dickshunary fur Hoomins

Co-Authors:

KeeKee and Sam da Man


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Dedikayshun


Keek, I'ze bees needin mewr helps hear. Mew bees da onliest won kin dew dis rite!



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A
alfabettikall



B
belatudlie



D
deezeyener

defurnishuns



E
edgemewkashun - Wat mew gets iffen mew goze tew skool.

edgemewkated - Wat mew is, affur mew goze tew skool.

eggsachurate - exaggerate

eggstroardinerr - Furry eggsallint, as in Cheff like Izzy.



F
fabrikashun - Diz bees wen mew duzn't tells da troof.

filosufizeen

fishus - Wen mew shows mewr teef an growls many lowd, mew is bees fishus!!

furdigitator - Dis da purrlace ware mew keeps mewr turkeymeat sew it knot gets spoyled.



M
memureyes

mikstcher



N
nolligabull



P
pairofgraffs - Sum sentensses all bunch togeffur abowt da samest subjeck.

purrsnikittie - Moss gurl kitties bees furry fussie an tew menny purrtikularz, sew dey bees purrsnikittie.

purrdickamend - Wen mew gets in da sichuashun dat bees many hard to gets outta.



R
raffinus - Dis bees whin mew haz da biig appurtyte an mew wantses moar fud.

rekupefurating - Wat mew duz affur mew haff beed sikk or gotted a opfurashun.



S
speckmewlashun

sucky monsfur - Dis bigg noysy fing dat liff in da kloset an come owt wen mew leafs tew many hare on da karpet.



T
triskaidekaphile - Dis meen dat furteen is mewr mostest fafurrite numfur.



V
valubull - Worf a lotta tunas.

vencher

vokabyoolary

vorayshus - Dis bees almoss da samest fing as raffinus. Dat means wen mew has da big apurrtite an kant gits enuff fud.



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